It's Thursdee, boys and girls...and we're one day away from the most wonderful day of the year... Friday? Nooo... Jim Norton's birthday! (note to anyone planning on showing up at XM tomorrow, it's going to be first-come, first-serve. We don't have a lot room for guests will all the equipment that will be brought in.
Today is a special day on the Opie and Anthony Show. It's that time-honored tradition of honoring Jim Norton on his birthday with a ridiculous, overblown fiasco that requires MONTHS of planning and dozens of coordinated efforts to pull off. Even then, things still manage to get fucked up. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a birthday message! (messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!)
Our buddies Rich Vos and Louis CK are coming in for the special day to tell humiliating Norton jokes (note to anyone planning on showing up at XM today, it's going to be first-come, first-serve. We don't have a lot room for guests with all the equipment that will be brought in. We'll do our absolute BEST to get people in, but it's going to be crowded.)
There will also be phoners from some of our absolute FAVORITE friends from stage and screen to call li'l James Nordin.
...speaking of comedians... let's take the time to promote this year's TRAVELING VIRUS
Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale Now: The Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus hits the PNC BANK Arts Center on August 2nd, and the first batch of comedians has been CONFIRMED Get Lineup information and Ticket Links HERE
...and since it's Jim Norton's Birthday, we plug the hell out of his merchandise...
Buy these FANTASTIC items from Jim Norton: Jim Norton - Happy Endings (Hardcover) Jim Norton - Monster Rain (DVD) Jim Norton - One Night Stand (DVD)
...and while we're on the subject of merchandise plugging....check out this self-serving madness... (truth be told, we were getting a lot of Email from young women asking if these were on sale anywhere...and interestingly enough, they ARE)
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...now we show you more boobies...
The lovely Sweet Victoria (click for profile) from Foundry Cams just sent in this video of herself in a STAY COZY shirt:
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...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young ladies is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.
We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one you're hearing the naughty ads for? Now you know. Go investigate.